Melodic Lentils - You Suck at Cooking (episode 46)

  • Published: 30 August 2016
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    Corn on the knob:

    Snapchat: @yousuckatcookin

    Dice an onion
    Fry it in oil
    Squeeze in a clove of garlic
    Cook until golden brownish
    Add in lentils, water, and a bouillon cube
    (check the package for lentils water ratio or go 1 to 3)
    Add in a tablespoon of garam masala and the same amount of brown sugar
    If you don't have garam masala use cumin or curry powder or combine any two or all three of those
    Cook it down until it's at a level of thickness that satisfies you
    Then do a few backflips but wear your backflip helmet
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Comments • 1 249

  • Funcle Ucker
    Funcle Ucker  6 days back

    add chorizo.

    • KKgaming KK
      KKgaming KK  6 days back

      My fluid ballet skills will be better than you'll ever be at cooking!

      • Hunter
        Hunter  2 weeks back

        Ya know as a pilot. That intro made me question my entire career. I hope you are proud of yourself.

        • Lunar Weirdo
          Lunar Weirdo  4 weeks back

          Egg series

          • moniprom
            moniprom  4 weeks back

            I just wanna say that you have a great egg voice...

            • Haunted Galaxy
              Haunted Galaxy  4 weeks back

              YSAC Episode 6 is where our helicopter and crochet skills are made fun of

              • im_cooljoshdun
                im_cooljoshdun  4 weeks back

                yeah you totally suck~

                • moniprom
                  moniprom  1 months back

                  Her : So what kinda music you're into ?

                  Me : It's complicated...

                  • BadJuice 27
                    BadJuice 27  1 months back

                    "...yeah you totally suck"

                    you welcome

                    • Meme LeScream
                      Meme LeScream  1 months back

                      top 10 rappers eminem was too afraid to diss

                      • Spoopy_ Kinz
                        Spoopy_ Kinz  1 months back

                        This song needs to be on SoundCloud ; -;

                        • NEFF•ie
                          NEFF•ie  2 months back

                          top 10 rappers eminem is too scared to diss

                          • Thicc Brian With 72 Pickles

                            Damn long intro 1:20 long

                            • The Gacha Potato
                              The Gacha Potato  2 months back

                              i just noticed MELODIC thats why yah sing

                              • Carla Vela
                                Carla Vela  3 months back

                                ☺ 😊 👍 👍 👍

                                • BlueRiders Phoenix
                                  BlueRiders Phoenix  3 months back

                                  My friend sang "You suck at cooking yeah you totally suck" and i was so confused when the song sang "you suck at cooking and it's hard to describe" hahaha

                                  • Jay RadZ
                                    Jay RadZ  3 months back

                                    Without a doubt best intro and best intro sequel in YSAC history.

                                    • Kendi Braxton
                                      Kendi Braxton  3 months back

                                      He never actually finished the intro so...
                                      …Yeah, you totally suck!

                                      • Angeline L.
                                        Angeline L.  3 months back

                                        I adored the intro even more so than the egg series.

                                        • nulledsky
                                          nulledsky  4 months back

                                          0:38 that beat

                                          • Maise haydar
                                            Maise haydar  4 months back


                                            • DannyBoy! '
                                              DannyBoy! '  4 months back

                                              YOU FORGOT SOMETHING AT THE END!!!

                                              Yeah you totally suck

                                              • Yeruham the Deep-Fried Goldfish

                                                ... yeah you totally suck.

                                                • im not racist but your mom

                                                  I like my lentils with an equal amount of lemon and salt,just enough to not make your mouth taste like the dead sea

                                                  • Mad_Shooter10
                                                    Mad_Shooter10  6 months back

                                                    The start of this dropped my self esteem so much 😂

                                                    • Wingmaster16
                                                      Wingmaster16  6 months back

                                                      this is catchy

                                                      • jizz in my froot loops
                                                        jizz in my froot loops  6 months back

                                                        I love how this cunt says I suck at cooking even though he gets help from hello fresh lol (I am a big fan)

                                                        • Incineroar 141
                                                          Incineroar 141  6 months back

                                                          i subscrited

                                                          • hi there
                                                            hi there  6 months back

                                                            I like

                                                            • Me (No, not Ashildr, I had the name before Doctor Who, and I'm not changing it!)

                                                              Now I want to cook this, but I don't want to die.
                                                              But I might as well try,
                                                              but don't know where to buy,
                                                              Garam Masala powder dry,
                                                              or even wet, I don't lie,
                                                              it's not so easy to find,
                                                              and no place comes to mind.
                                                              It's a pity.

                                                              • Lucas Petty
                                                                Lucas Petty  6 months back

                                                                please put this on the soundcloud page

                                                                • Yeruham the Deep-Fried Goldfish

                                                                  HowToBasic series

                                                                  • Dylan Salerno
                                                                    Dylan Salerno  7 months back

                                                                    Subscrite to Pewdiepite

                                                                    • NACHO MAN
                                                                      NACHO MAN  7 months back


                                                                      • bubba41123
                                                                        bubba41123  7 months back

                                                                        The intros like this are amazing!
                                                                        I never expect them, because you don't over do it.

                                                                        • Logan Angellotti
                                                                          Logan Angellotti  8 months back

                                                                          HE NEVER SAID "YA YOU TOTALY SUCK" AT THE END IM SHOOK

                                                                          • Nate Phillips
                                                                            Nate Phillips  8 months back

                                                                            this was maybe my favorite so far.

                                                                            • CALIBULAMINUS
                                                                              CALIBULAMINUS  8 months back

                                                                              who the heck does a plate of lentils whyout vinegar and meat and tatos

                                                                              • CajunBoi829
                                                                                CajunBoi829  8 months back

                                                                                mmm lentil soup

                                                                                • Lizard Wink
                                                                                  Lizard Wink  8 months back

                                                                                  ...and just one last fight.

                                                                                  • FeartheSeaGoat
                                                                                    FeartheSeaGoat  8 months back

                                                                                    So annoying...

                                                                                    • Mr. Sharp
                                                                                      Mr. Sharp  8 months back

                                                                                      So stop
                                                                                      Evaluate and LISTEN
                                                                                      YSAC is back with a brand new kitchen
                                                                                      Something, wrastles me tightly
                                                                                      Flows like a wangjangle daily and nightly
                                                                                      Will it ever start? Yo!
                                                                                      Turn the onion on to 4 hundo
                                                                                      To the extreme I rock that pepper pepper pepper like a vandal
                                                                                      Light up the stove and
                                                                                      I'll stir a bowl with a candle

                                                                                      • Kaneki Katharsis
                                                                                        Kaneki Katharsis  8 months back

                                                                                        666 k views .. creepy

                                                                                        • Kroth Pigman
                                                                                          Kroth Pigman  10 months back

                                                                                          What a bop

                                                                                          • Imię Nazwisko
                                                                                            Imię Nazwisko  10 months back

                                                                                            What was that even?

                                                                                            • a ww
                                                                                              a ww  10 months back

                                                                                              Man you should get into advertising

                                                                                              • Refugeefromcalif
                                                                                                Refugeefromcalif  11 months back

                                                                                                I'm not going through 1,207 comments but, what is this Onion thing that was chopped? It looked like an oven to me?

                                                                                                • xAndrzej42
                                                                                                  xAndrzej42  11 months back