Lemon Blueberry Scones - You Suck at Cooking (episode 78)

  • Published: 11 July 2018
  • I accidentally cut out the SALT clip. Add a dash of salt to those dry ingredients.
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    How to make these scones:

    2 cups of all purpose flour
    3 tablespoons of sugar (if you want them sweeter add more...amazing how that works)
    1 tablespoon of baking powder
    A PINCH OF SALT! I accidentally cut it out of the video DAMMIT.
    1 gallon of baking soda to keep you cool
    Wangjangle those ingredients together
    Chop up most of a stick of butter into little bits
    Mix them in and go chunk hunting
    Add in 1.5 cups of blueberries and some exterior lemon skin scrapings (I like a tablespoon ish)
    Make a little volcano cavity chamber impression
    Pour in one cup of cream...if you want your scones to be more cakey use half a cup of cream and 2 eggs. They'll also be more yellow.
    Barely mix the dough, don't overwerk it
    Put the dough on a floured surface and form it into some kind of rectangular shape
    Cut it in half. Then in half. Then in half. Then in half.
    Separate the pieces on a parchment papered pan. They are going to expand, just like the universe. Checkmate atheists.
    Bake them for around 20-24 minutes on 4 hundo.

    They're so good when they're still warm omg, with even more butter on them, OMFG SERIOUSLY.

    Also I want to try to Scottish British UK scones with clotted cream. Because even though the term "clotted cream" is the most unappetizing two words ever written, it looks incredible.

    Or use one of these which is where I started:


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Comments • 3 725

  • You Suck At Cooking
    You Suck At Cooking   1 years back

    I accidentally left out the salt clip. Put half a teaspoon of salt in the dry ingredients, please. Or 2/4 coffee spoon.

    • The Watcher
      The Watcher  3 weeks back


    • Jane A
      Jane A  3 weeks back

      You Suck At Cooking Dude!!! You let us down. Good thing I thought 💭 where tf is the salt? and read the comments.

    • kamryn messinger
      kamryn messinger  1 months back

      I am using half half &half and half salted butter (mixed together) in place of the heavy cream (because I have none) and reducing the salt just a tad (because of the salt in the salted butter). I dont know what scones should taste like per se, but if it comes out good crappy I will let you know in case anyone actually cares about the recipe but has to maguiver it like me

    • Tanner Q
      Tanner Q  2 months back

      Hey, it's pronounced Data! if you say Data you're rarted!

    • Jordan Hodder
      Jordan Hodder  6 months back

      Dude I swear this is the Cheese Board's recipe from Berkeley. I used to make it all the time as a kid.

  • Sebastian Baldwin
    Sebastian Baldwin  6 hours back

    Juice that lemon and add some powdered sugar and you've got a tasty lemon glaze, just do it, trust me.

    • Speedrun News Network
      Speedrun News Network  6 hours back

      1:13 is that the Final Fantasy victory battle theme?

      • Robyn Briggs
        Robyn Briggs  2 days back

        I'm from England it's a SKON

        • Irene Meyer
          Irene Meyer  2 days back

          You're moving on dangerous grounds here. As someone having lived in the UK for two decades I know you're not poking fun at their scone making and eating. This is too serious a matter to laugh about. Real scones are plain or have cheese on top.

          • dLloyb
            dLloyb  3 days back

            Wow, is that a song by the rolling scones?

            • Obichukwu Nwosu
              Obichukwu Nwosu  3 days back

              WE NEED AN ALBUM sir

              • what a mess
                what a mess  3 days back

                As a British citizen all of the facts stated in this video are completely true

                • Ann Brown
                  Ann Brown  3 days back

                  Bounjour! U get more HI LARRY US with each lesson♥️

                  • RockBeauty :3
                    RockBeauty :3  5 days back

                    I swear your bowl looks like a kool aid picture. Yes the picture is only for kool aid.

                    • retarf retarf
                      retarf retarf  5 days back

                      Chaotic neutral

                      • Abigahil Arias
                        Abigahil Arias  6 days back

                        Hey, dude. What type of cream do you used for? I mean, I'm from Mexico and I don't have any fucking idea of what you meant lmao Like, sour cream? Evaporated milk? I DON'T KNOW WHAT ARE U SAYING WITH JUST "CREAM" AND I REALLY WANNA DO THIS RECIPE CUZ IT LOOKS DELICIOUS AF

                        • You Suck At Cooking
                          You Suck At Cooking   6 days back

                          Good question. It was probably 10% cream. Do you have that? Not sour cream, more like really dense milk.

                      • S4m D0seS0mething
                        S4m D0seS0mething  2 weeks back

                        I think that Arthur should learn something from this.

                        reply if you agree or get the reference I am a lonely soul

                        • Grayson Campbell
                          Grayson Campbell  2 weeks back

                          Finally scones! I effing love scones!

                          • Anwiseru
                            Anwiseru  2 weeks back

                            god why do you sound so much like that one girl from bobs burgers

                            • Sillko Space!
                              Sillko Space!  2 weeks back

                              This is like how to basic but it actually works

                              • Retro AJ
                                Retro AJ  3 weeks back

                                1:40 As an Irishmun myself I can confirm this is 100% true.

                                • Squirtle the Turtle
                                  Squirtle the Turtle  3 weeks back

                                  Kinda gross

                                  • Jane A
                                    Jane A  3 weeks back

                                    Dude I made these and now I’m a fkn rock star ⭐️ in the eyes of my famdamnily. They had no idea I had Jedi scone making abilities. I’ll never have to move out. Free rent for life. 🤩LoL

                                    ... help. I’m being held hostage 😑

                                    LoL Thanks! These are amazing!

                                    • Kale Ling
                                      Kale Ling  3 weeks back

                                      That real talk to the leftover flour that will never be scone is hilarious

                                      • Joshua Snyder
                                        Joshua Snyder  3 weeks back

                                        Will you ever make a Reese's peanut butter cup?

                                        • Alex Gator
                                          Alex Gator  3 weeks back

                                          Actually, it’s pronounced “scone”

                                          • Matthew Arraya
                                            Matthew Arraya  3 weeks back

                                            I just kinda died while watching this. I'm British and I could tell you so many things wrong with what he did. He.didn't.even.use.a.scone.cutter.

                                            • Blond Orphan Boy
                                              Blond Orphan Boy  3 weeks back

                                              This is by far my favorite episode

                                              • Sunny's Doodles
                                                Sunny's Doodles  3 weeks back

                                                Unless you come from England in which case... keep calm and carry scone!

                                                • Usara
                                                  Usara  3 weeks back

                                                  Lol. "If you wanna make it more cakey, go with half a cup of cream and 2 eggs".

                                                  It actually makes a cake.

                                                  • J S
                                                    J S  3 weeks back

                                                    Clotted cream taste better than sex feels. It’s a fact.

                                                    • Crappy Potato
                                                      Crappy Potato  3 weeks back

                                                      Song starts at 5:31

                                                      • Riley Brashear
                                                        Riley Brashear  3 weeks back

                                                        This is like Tina Belcher teaching me to cook

                                                        • Xoctyl
                                                          Xoctyl  3 weeks back

                                                          Yall seen that reddit post about blueberry scones

                                                          • Rysterine
                                                            Rysterine  3 weeks back

                                                            Shoulda done some peach scones. Cuz if you know. You know.

                                                            • Joachim Macdonald
                                                              Joachim Macdonald  3 weeks back

                                                              It’s pronounced scone dammit!!

                                                              • Viki L
                                                                Viki L  3 weeks back

                                                                That Ireland fun fact hit me like a train
                                                                And he’s totally correct, my family was nearly arrested because I was caught eating a scone in a back alley at school

                                                                • Tacomaster2006
                                                                  Tacomaster2006  3 weeks back

                                                                  My friend accidently used baking soda instead of baking powder and they tasted like cornbread

                                                                  • The3diamonds
                                                                    The3diamonds  4 weeks back

                                                                    British people are scons

                                                                    • Night Runner
                                                                      Night Runner  4 weeks back

                                                                      As a man who was born in Ireland I can confirm that pastries are illegal and just the other day my grandmother was arrested from keeping 3 scones in her closet

                                                                    • Quinsanity
                                                                      Quinsanity  4 weeks back

                                                                      First time I've seen you out of character 2:23

                                                                      • Foxay
                                                                        Foxay  4 weeks back


                                                                        • Zakiry
                                                                          Zakiry  4 weeks back

                                                                          Those sconners are twats

                                                                          • Zakiry
                                                                            Zakiry  4 weeks back

                                                                            Quite obviously scone not scon

                                                                        • Lloyd Nix
                                                                          Lloyd Nix  4 weeks back

                                                                          seventeen ILS (Israeli SHEKELS) is about four dollars and seventy five cents

                                                                          Four dollars and seventy five cents USD is 3.78 GBPs. A typical all butter scone FOUR PACK at Tesco is like 1.50 pounds. That's one expensive scone. That's a 2.28 difference. You could buy a whole nother scone four pack with that number, you could get eight scones and still have money left over for a Sultana Scones 4 Pack.

                                                                          GIVING YOU 12 SCONES FOR THE PRICE OF ONE COME TO TESCO'S TODAY

                                                                          • pgmp
                                                                            pgmp  4 weeks back

                                                                            I don't know how you do it, but you manage to bring a laugh and a smile with every single video.
                                                                            Pure gold, thank you.

                                                                            • Hot garbage Juice
                                                                              Hot garbage Juice  4 weeks back

                                                                              It’s scone not scone

                                                                              • Stigglitz
                                                                                Stigglitz  4 weeks back

                                                                                Where have you been getting your dabloon trading knowledge from?

                                                                                • Kirsten Lunsford
                                                                                  Kirsten Lunsford  4 weeks back

                                                                                  No one:

                                                                                  You suck at cooking: We’re gonna wang jangle that together

                                                                                  • Faith Seed
                                                                                    Faith Seed  4 weeks back

                                                                                    How does he do that end bit, when the stones seem to roll by themselves? I've never understood it :/

                                                                                    • Justin Xin
                                                                                      Justin Xin  4 weeks back

                                                                                      Faith Seed Probably kicked or rolled the rocks and cropped the video.

                                                                                  • Ohrenaugenkatze Kevin
                                                                                    Ohrenaugenkatze Kevin  1 months back


                                                                                    • Maggs
                                                                                      Maggs  1 months back

                                                                                      Hey, does anyone know what kind of cream you're supposed to use for this? Light, half & half, or heavy?

                                                                                      • Eva Trujillo
                                                                                        Eva Trujillo  1 months back

                                                                                        I don't think anything he said about Scotland is true but I don't know enough about Scotland to disporve him 🤔