Chicken Tikka Masala - You Suck at Cooking (episode 69)

  • Published: 05 December 2017
  • From the creators of Stonehenge; Chicken Tikka Masala. Actually the roots are more complicated than that and Wikipedia explains it better than I can, on account of me not being a historian on this particular subject.

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    The Recipe
    I used two chicken breasts but you could easily do 3 for this recipe, maybe even 4 smaller ones.
    The Marinade:
    1/2 cup plain yogurt (full fat)
    A teaspoon of garam masala, coriander, cumin, turmeric
    Some salt
    Wangjangle the yogurt and spices together then cube the chicken and slather it all together
    Put it in the fridge from between an hour to overnight
    For the sauce dice an onion and fry it in butter or coconut oil
    Grate some ginger and garlic and add those in
    Add the same spices as before, but slightly more, up to 1.5 teaspoons of each
    Add in a large can of crushed tomatoes
    Add in a cup of yogurt
    Add in a teaspoon or so of brown sugar if it’s too acidic or you want it slightly sweeter
    Add in a teaspoon of salt
    Cook it on low while you broil the chicken
    You can also do the chicken in the pan but it’s harder to get even
    You also don’t have to cook the chicken until it’s blackened but that’s what people usually do…careful not to overcook it
    Spread the chicken out on a pan and put your oven on broil and cook it until it just starts to get black
    Throw it in the sauce for a few minutes until it’s cooked through
    Serve on Basmati rice (or whatever rice you have)
    Chop up some coriander and put it on top
    Bob’s your uncle. In case you didn’t know.

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Comments • 6 261

  • William Jr Pfann
    William Jr Pfann  12 hours back

    I felt strange when he got the spices out of the can but the chicken.....
    I feel like I outside of an inside joke lmao

    • Anagha Kalur
      Anagha Kalur  15 hours back

      # rage mode

      • wt f
        wt f  22 hours back

        Colonisation consequences to its peak .__.

        • A Regular Brit
          A Regular Brit  1 days back

          Didnt say cunt enough but you did say bastard so 7/10. More swearing required for improvement.

          • Arthur splits
            Arthur splits  1 days back

            Mhhh greaid

            • MrLoboLoco
              MrLoboLoco  1 days back

              I ate this and my dick grew 5 inches...

              Idk what to say. Now the motherfucker is like 28 inches.

              • Yi Xi
                Yi Xi  1 days back

                Oh that dirty edge around the clock at 3:38 makes my OCD kick in, and the dirty window 😂

                • Dr IP
                  Dr IP  2 days back

                  Aight mate

                  • rchaffer
                    rchaffer  2 days back

                    0:11 You'd get some funny looks from Brits if you served us fish shaped like that. There again, we all look funny anyway.

                    • Lynn Wallish
                      Lynn Wallish  2 days back

                      Why is everything in a can lol

                      • bord !
                        bord !  2 days back


                        • Chaddington Finnland
                          Chaddington Finnland  3 days back

                          Did you have a permit to make Tikka Masala?

                          • Chan Valentine
                            Chan Valentine  3 days back

                            Everything comes from a can? Wow. Wait....🤔🤔😆

                            • BUCHANAN
                              BUCHANAN  3 days back


                              • ArkySaw
                                ArkySaw  3 days back

                                LEAVE ME AND MY CARDBOARD BISCUITS ALONE! >:(

                                • ur daddy
                                  ur daddy  3 days back

                                  You sound like Forrest Gump.

                                  • Preto do Zimbabwe
                                    Preto do Zimbabwe  4 days back

                                    why he has everything in a can?

                                    • Katarzyna Kulpa
                                      Katarzyna Kulpa  4 days back

                                      Hey dude just saying if ur trying to be gordon ramsey its not aferive no a fenc but tbh to me may not be to everyone you sound like you have a longford acsent longford is in meath and meath is in Ireland so yeah

                                      • Axtreous
                                        Axtreous  4 days back

                                        Chicken tikka masala came from India

                                        • Dubstep_city_ 7
                                          Dubstep_city_ 7  4 days back

                                          Why is everything in a can..

                                          • TayTayTasticx3
                                            TayTayTasticx3  5 days back

                                            "tastes like home.. where i am right now..... in England."

                                            i cant with this episode. top tier comedy.

                                            • Nanreh
                                              Nanreh  5 days back

                                              tHis iS froM blaK miRror?

                                              • Corpsegrinder 666
                                                Corpsegrinder 666  7 days back

                                                Watched this Video while drinkin from my woota bootle

                                                • Anata No Senei
                                                  Anata No Senei  1 weeks back

                                                  You're not British, the way you said tomato gave it away. Bloody yank

                                                  • Fresca Alexandre
                                                    Fresca Alexandre  1 weeks back

                                                    You put a trademark on that wangjangle 😂😂😂

                                                    • dlaldlaldla nutsntnstn
                                                      dlaldlaldla nutsntnstn  1 weeks back

                                                      Why is this Australian Simpsons character from the episode where Bart pisses off Australia pretending he's English?

                                                      • pianomicrobe
                                                        pianomicrobe  1 weeks back

                                                        I’m from the uk and this sir is funny af

                                                        • Protechtnical
                                                          Protechtnical  1 weeks back


                                                          • Cheese Cupcake
                                                            Cheese Cupcake  1 weeks back

                                                            Im sorry but wait---what??? Raw chicken in a can??? Seriously...?

                                                            • L3MediaGroup
                                                              L3MediaGroup  1 weeks back

                                                              The word "bugger" wasn't used at all. I'm very disappointed about this offensive thing you have done. Our country is beautiful and wonderful and your defamation has thrown mud on the pride of our nation. God save Margaret Thatcher!

                                                              • Tristram Keats
                                                                Tristram Keats  1 weeks back

                                                                Being British I can confirm this all 100% accurate!

                                                                • Tellis Varda
                                                                  Tellis Varda  1 weeks back

                                                                  Please stop using cilantro

                                                                  • Grayson Campbell
                                                                    Grayson Campbell  1 weeks back

                                                                    You got the British weirdness down correct! Also Chicken masala is an awesome dish!

                                                                    • 123 456
                                                                      123 456  2 weeks back

                                                                      *heavy breathing*

                                                                      • Mark
                                                                        Mark  2 weeks back

                                                                        "spice mines"

                                                                        • Velociocraptor
                                                                          Velociocraptor  2 weeks back

                                                                          How dare you. You didn't give a bite to the Prime Minister

                                                                          • Jesse McCree
                                                                            Jesse McCree  2 weeks back

                                                                            God shave the Queen!

                                                                          • TYPH PHOO
                                                                            TYPH PHOO  2 weeks back

                                                                            That is an australian accent

                                                                            • James Crofts
                                                                              James Crofts  2 weeks back

                                                                              United britin?

                                                                              • C
                                                                                C  2 weeks back

                                                                                Was the can of chicken *sooooo juicyyyyyy*

                                                                                • Tuxedo Gaming
                                                                                  Tuxedo Gaming  2 weeks back

                                                                                  U fucker.

                                                                                  • Fat Potato
                                                                                    Fat Potato  2 weeks back

                                                                                    Wait what, Brits actually BAKE Chicken Tikka Masala? Every Indian is disappointed right now.

                                                                                    • Squiddy Boi
                                                                                      Squiddy Boi  2 weeks back

                                                                                      Everyone that disliked was from the UK

                                                                                    • Aaron Rowlinson
                                                                                      Aaron Rowlinson  2 weeks back

                                                                                      Fuck you

                                                                                      • loch mcrae
                                                                                        loch mcrae  3 weeks back


                                                                                        • twistypix
                                                                                          twistypix  3 weeks back

                                                                                          the accent was so cringe

                                                                                          • Tkk
                                                                                            Tkk  3 weeks back

                                                                                            The first bite to the queen 😂😂😂😂

                                                                                            • Tkk
                                                                                              Tkk  3 weeks back

                                                                                              Very funny hahah