Modified Ramen - You Suck at Cooking (episode 80)

  • Published: 21 September 2018
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    “Instant noodles were invented by Momofuku Ando (born Go Pek-Hok) of Nissin Foods in Japan.[1] They were launched in 1958 under the brand name Chikin Ramen. In 1971, Nissin introduced Cup Noodles, the first cup noodle product. Instant noodles are marketed worldwide under many brand names.

    Ramen, a Japanese noodle soup, is sometimes used as a descriptor for instant noodle flavors by some Japanese instant noodle manufacturers. It has become synonymous in America for all instant noodle products.[2]”

    If you've never had actual ramen from a Japanese restaurant, put that at the top of your food-related to do list. Actually go right now. I don’t care if you’re at work, just go.

    Checking for WABS is mostly necessary with the cheap North American packets (as far as I know). If you get Asian versions of instant ramen there are a LOT of great ones with tons of flavor, sauces, dehydrated vegetables. Also the ones served in cup seems to be more deluxe.

    Recipe #1: Broth of choice, Scallions and eggs. I tend to cook my egg most of the way through but you do you, boo.

    Recipe #2: Veggie or chicken broth, Scallions, peanut butter, chopped broccoli. This is my favorite. A simpler version of my spicy peanut butter soup video.

    Recipe #3: No broth, Bacon, butter, parmesan. For when you're feeling filthy and want to compound it.

    Recipe #4: Veggie or chicken broth, Indian curry paste and chic peas. There are a lot of veggies that would work well in this. There are also a ton of Indian curry pastes but I haven't met one I didn't like.

    Recipe #5 Beef broth, spinach, sliced steak. Slice the steak as thinly as possible. I was looking for flank steak, ended up using top sirloin, you could also use hanger steak or skirt steak...there is a lot of opinions on steak cuts but I'm already out of my comfort zone. Just in life in general.

    If you've read this far, congratulations, I'm giving away a prize to the few that get this far. The prize is the gift of reading my random ramblings for the next couple of minutes.

    Do you ever find yourself sitting around, living life, then suddenly you’re all WTF? I mean W IN T ACTUAL F. In an existential kind of way. Honestly the weight of actually existing, even when things are going great, is sometimes just super overwhelming. I'm not sure it's really fathomable. I mean if we think about the beginning of the universe and try to imagine the nothing that it came from, it's gotta be a trick. Like there can't have ever been nothing. But if there can't have ever been nothing then…this is the point at which I've actually gone mad. Help. My brain is trying to stretch in a way it wasn't built for. My brain isn't Simone Biles, you know? And you shouldn't expect it to be. It has limits. But is that just the ceiling of my own confidence? The real problem here is that I said you won a prize, and usually prizes are supposed to be something good where you feel, "yeah, I totally just won a prize, man, I love prizes.” But just look at this. I'm not even sorry. It's possible I was up late last night.
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  • You Suck At Cooking
    You Suck At Cooking   10 months back

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    • hazmi mosafeer
      hazmi mosafeer  2 weeks back

      It is so funny .but it is real life true fact

    • Pmaster07
      Pmaster07  4 weeks back

      Jordyn Oishi-Doble it does that automatically wether I'm responding to you or not.

    • Jordyn Oishi-Doble
      Jordyn Oishi-Doble  4 weeks back

      @Pmaster07 it replied to me so click on the person to who you are responding to or it's going to reply the person who replied before you.

    • Pmaster07
      Pmaster07  4 weeks back

      @Jordyn Oishi-Doble i was responding to the person who created this video???

    • Jordyn Oishi-Doble
      Jordyn Oishi-Doble  4 weeks back

      @Pmaster07 tap the person to who you are responding to.

  • Farai Shimeih Gwapedza
    Farai Shimeih Gwapedza  8 hours back

    Yes... Alcohol dissolves fat so you sober up

    • Melissa Halloran
      Melissa Halloran  10 hours back

      I actually made the hangover ramen ....

      • JewelsVEVO
        JewelsVEVO  10 hours back

        That intro is so fucking true lmao

        Thank you boomers for fucking everyone over

        • Vladimir Putin
          Vladimir Putin  12 hours back

          Boris American version!

          • Cam Olson
            Cam Olson  2 days back

            Did you drink the beer from the measuring cup?

            • Kathrina
              Kathrina  2 days back

              The first one looks so fucking gross ( i tried it too and they're really fucking nasty)

              • Bloody Red Riding Hood

                Waiter: how would you like your ramen?

                Me: dIsHwAsH

                • Loathing Editor
                  Loathing Editor  2 days back

                  Intro is good

                  • HooliganBalkan
                    HooliganBalkan  2 days back

                    use a fork dork kinda rimes

                    • Satchel Kleyn
                      Satchel Kleyn  2 days back

                      This was entertaining

                      • Kellsmit5432 Gaming
                        Kellsmit5432 Gaming  2 days back

                        Your a * psychopath* if you make noodles like that

                      • BTW
                        BTW  3 days back

                        He has the level 10 on sims 4 gormet cooking.

                        • Justin Xin
                          Justin Xin  3 days back

                          I lug you sookinjj much you don’t even unreturned ine dr

                          • D.J. Babb
                            D.J. Babb  3 days back

                            Boil noodles in water. Drain water. -Then- add the seasoning.

                            Want fluids? Drink water.

                            • WalnutTime
                              WalnutTime  3 days back


                              • Exo's proud mama bear
                                Exo's proud mama bear  3 days back

                                I am good at cooking, make complex cakes easily but this shit is good.

                                • James Kurker
                                  James Kurker  3 days back

                                  Just adding scallions to ramen will change your life.

                                  • Nolante Weathers
                                    Nolante Weathers  3 days back

                                    Mans is talent

                                    • Evan Go.
                                      Evan Go.  3 days back

                                      You read me like a book

                                      • ItzJustJanex YT
                                        ItzJustJanex YT  3 days back

                                        *_Y A Y E D U C A T I O N_*

                                        • Nathan Pierce
                                          Nathan Pierce  3 days back

                                          is this western boris?

                                          • Milk
                                            Milk  3 days back

                                            made the peanut and broccoli, so fucking good lol

                                            • Calex Banta
                                              Calex Banta  4 days back

                                              Please tell me that I'm not the only one that actually went through that 2 week phase of vegetarianism😟

                                              • Calex Banta
                                                Calex Banta  3 days back

                                                @WalnutTime I tried but failed, because of Swedish meatballs

                                              • WalnutTime
                                                WalnutTime  3 days back

                                                Calex Banta I’ve been vegetarian for years

                                            • [REDACTED]
                                              [REDACTED]  4 days back

                                              I don’t need a sudden reality check at 3:00 in the AM

                                              • Marcus Ly
                                                Marcus Ly  4 days back

                                                2-week of vegetarian phase - SO true

                                                • Caitlin Brown
                                                  Caitlin Brown  4 days back

                                                  this was v helpful thank u

                                                  • Boi Stickman
                                                    Boi Stickman  4 days back

                                                    Y-your handwriting is better than me :(

                                                    • holzi
                                                      holzi  4 days back

                                                      holy fuck that start killed me

                                                      • Crazre
                                                        Crazre  4 days back

                                                        His voice 😂 it's satisfied no homo and he speaks the truth at the beginning 💯🤦 it's so true

                                                        • funkhouzr
                                                          funkhouzr  4 days back

                                                          Sneaking suspicion that you're probably in college

                                                          • RemyVonLion
                                                            RemyVonLion  4 days back

                                                            That intro hit a bit too close to home, also nice weed leaf haha

                                                            • Plain Talk
                                                              Plain Talk  4 days back

                                                              Best channel EVER.

                                                              • SNintendo Freak
                                                                SNintendo Freak  4 days back

                                                                Quarter-Life Crisis Obtained!!

                                                                • GonnerKat
                                                                  GonnerKat  4 days back

                                                                  I hate green onions. Well shoot.

                                                                  • Katelynn Stan
                                                                    Katelynn Stan  4 days back

                                                                    The intro gave me anxiety and fomo but yay education 😄👍🏽

                                                                    • Random Guy
                                                                      Random Guy  5 days back

                                                                      Damn hes depressed

                                                                      • Science Geek
                                                                        Science Geek  5 days back

                                                                        Dude you are underrated. So relatable

                                                                        • MC_CRYPTICGAMES
                                                                          MC_CRYPTICGAMES  5 days back

                                                                          4:28 DAMN HE STRONG

                                                                          • Ryan Levin
                                                                            Ryan Levin  6 days back

                                                                            I usually use half the recommended amount of water because I'm a bit of a maniac

                                                                            • Akshay Kumar
                                                                              Akshay Kumar  6 days back

                                                                              Your channel is the definition of creativity.

                                                                              • M O M O S F R E I N D
                                                                                M O M O S F R E I N D  7 days back

                                                                                I tried to Poached Eggs Ramen and tasted really good thank you you suck at cooking : )

                                                                                • Toxic
                                                                                  Toxic  1 weeks back

                                                                                  Did anyone else think he said hella fresh

                                                                                  • Getini
                                                                                    Getini  1 weeks back

                                                                                    “Mmmm baking cement.”
                                                                                    -YSAC 2018

                                                                                    • Whatever I Want
                                                                                      Whatever I Want  1 weeks back

                                                                                      Why that ass is the raman silver!

                                                                                      • Oxyde
                                                                                        Oxyde  1 weeks back

                                                                                        The intro offends me

                                                                                        • No name
                                                                                          No name  1 weeks back

                                                                                          CAN I GET A rAMEN

                                                                                          • Joeink100
                                                                                            Joeink100  1 weeks back

                                                                                            I made the cheesy bacon one and its allright even with different cheese. I used cheddar and it cured the munchies when i used 2 full packets of ramen and 3 rashers of bacon.